Track 5 of the album Fan on Full, Sticker on My Back · 2026
Bowling Shoes Two Sizes Too Big
“Rented shoes with red and blue stripes, two sizes too big. We bowled terribly and we won anyway.”
punk · punk · party punk · 2:29
Lyrics
Saturday night at the bowling lanes Rented shoes with the red and blue stripes Mine are two sizes too big I walk like a duck on ice My buddy Sam throws it in the gutter Then he throws it in the next lane too The man at the counter just sighs And hands us a bumper or two Ten pins standing there Laughing at me Roll it, roll it, down the lane Big shoes slipping, I don't care Gutter ball and we all cheer Everybody's got a friend right here Roll it, roll it, one more time Lousy score but we're doing fine Big shoes, big heart, loud and proud Strike or no strike, sing it out loud Pizza on the plastic table Cheese on my chin and Sam's got some too Lights go purple, music's loud Nobody here has a clue Ten pins standing there Laughing at me Roll it, roll it, down the lane Big shoes slipping, I don't care Gutter ball and we all cheer Everybody's got a friend right here Roll it, roll it, one more time Lousy score but we're doing fine Big shoes, big heart, loud and proud Strike or no strike, sing it out loud One pin left, just one Sam holds his breath I close my eyes and let it go And the whole place goes quiet Roll it, roll it, down the lane Big shoes slipping, I don't care It wobbles and it knocks it down Best night ever in this town Roll it, roll it, one more time Lousy score but we're doing fine Big shoes, big heart, loud and proud Strike or no strike, sing it out loud Big shoes, big heart Roll it one more time