Track 4 of the album Everyone Gets a Trophy · 2019
Who's Got the Van Key, We're on a Ferry
“Cheese puffs, a ferry and a missing key. The most chaotic day of our lives, now in three minutes.”
pop punk · pop punk · novelty punk · 2:17
Lyrics
Rode the ferry with my band on a Saturday Amp on my shoulder and a bag of cheese puffs Reached for my pocket, oh no, oh no The van key is gone and the dock is slow Check my left pocket, check my right Seagull looking at me like it might Who's got the key, key, key Somebody, anybody, please Lost it in the sea, sea, sea Now the van is stuck, stuck, stuck with me Who's got the key, key, key Sing it with me The drummer laughs and the bassist groans We're counting our coins and our mobile phones A kind old fisher with a magnet on a string Pulls up a key and a rusty ring Check my left pocket, check my right Seagull still looking, what a sight Who's got the key, key, key Somebody, anybody, please Found it in the sea, sea, sea Now the van will start, start, start for me Who's got the key, key, key Sing it with me Hey, thanks a lot Hey, you saved the day Hey, we owe you a song Hey, so we play Who's got the key, key, key Somebody, anybody, please Found it in the sea, sea, sea Now the van will start, start, start for me Who's got the key, key, key Sing it with me Key, key, key Sing it with me