Track 11 of the album Everyone Gets a Trophy · 2019
Grandma Said a Pinch, I Said How Big
“A pinch of what, Grandma? We never got the exact recipe but we got the feeling.”
pop punk · pop punk · family punk · 2:24
Lyrics
Grandma has a recipe card Written in a shaky hand Add a pinch of this and that I do not understand How big is a pinch, I ask She just laughs and shakes her head Stir it slow and taste it, kid That's all she ever said Flour on my shoes Sauce on my shirt I'm burning something But it doesn't hurt Grandma said a pinch, I said how big She said use your heart, and I said okay Grandma said a pinch, I said how big Now the whole house smells like Sunday Oh oh oh, she's laughing at me Oh oh oh, it's almost right The kitchen is a total mess The smoke alarm is singing Grandma hums along with it And the whole street's ringing Flour on my shoes Sauce on my shirt I'm burning something But it doesn't hurt Grandma said a pinch, I said how big She said use your heart, and I said okay Grandma said a pinch, I said how big Now the whole house smells like Sunday Oh oh oh, she's laughing at me Oh oh oh, it's almost right Taste it, she says And I do It's not her sauce But it's close, it's true Grandma said a pinch, I said how big She said use your heart, and I said okay Grandma said a pinch, I said how big Now the whole house smells like Sunday Oh oh oh, she's laughing at me Oh oh oh, it's almost right A pinch, a pinch, a little bit more