Track 10 of the album Pass Me a Napkin · 2023
Raffle Ticket Four-Four-Seven
“I never win a thing, so naturally I won. Four-four-seven, you changed my luck.”
punk · punk · novelty punk · 2:37
Lyrics
I never win a thing Not a coin toss, not a game But the church hall had a raffle And they called my number out loud Four, four, seven That's me, that's me I tripped on a folding chair Right in front of everybody Come on, come on, bring it here Hold it high, I'm shaking so hard I won the basket! I won the basket! Soap and jam and a fuzzy hat I won the basket! I won the basket! Nobody's luckier than that Four, four, seven, hey! Best day, best day ever I won the basket! There's a candle shaped like a pear There's a mug that says good morning Mrs. Lee gave me a clap And I bowed like I won a crown My mom is whistling loud My friends are laughing hard I'm wearing the fuzzy hat And I'm never taking it off Come on, come on, bring it here Hold it high, I'm shaking so hard I won the basket! I won the basket! Soap and jam and a fuzzy hat I won the basket! I won the basket! Nobody's luckier than that Four, four, seven, hey! Best day, best day ever I won the basket! It's only jam and soap It's only a silly hat But I won, I won Say it with me I won, I won I won the basket! I won the basket! Soap and jam and a fuzzy hat I won the basket! I won the basket! Nobody's luckier than that Four, four, seven, hey! Best day, best day ever I won the basket! Four, four, seven I won the basket