Track 2 of the album Pass Me a Napkin · 2023
One Umbrella, Two Wet Shoulders
“One umbrella, two wet shoulders and the best walk of my life. Don't fix the lyrics, the rain did that.”
pop punk · pop punk · bubblegum punk · 2:28
Lyrics
Rain came down at the bus stop sign I had no hood and you had a plan You held it up and you said it's fine Come on under, I'm a friendly man I said I'm Danny You said I'm Priya We both said wow it's wet One umbrella, two wet shoulders Walking slow, we're getting closer Puddles up to both our ankles Neither one of us is sorry One umbrella, two wet shoulders Hey, hey, we're getting closer The wind flipped it inside out You laughed so hard you snorted twice I held the handle, you held my arm Soggy and loud and feeling nice I said I'm Danny You said I'm Priya We both said wow it's wet One umbrella, two wet shoulders Walking slow, we're getting closer Puddles up to both our ankles Neither one of us is sorry One umbrella, two wet shoulders Hey, hey, we're getting closer Your corner came too fast Your corner came too fast Can I walk you one more block One more block, one more block One umbrella, two wet shoulders Walking slow, we're getting closer Puddles up to both our ankles Neither one of us is sorry One umbrella, two wet shoulders Hey, hey, we're getting closer Two wet shoulders Hey, hey, we're getting closer